Antara kisah lama, kini dan masa hadapan,

bagi certain person, diorang slalu ckp "chill bro,, it just a pmr test, not spm.. just relax" what the fuck? pmr nieyh lha bende paling penting akuu kene tunjuk kat owang owang tuh,, siape? budak-budak Stj, cehh,, kalo result takk bagis, cemane nakk tunjuk kat diorang? biler biler akuu kenang balek,, akuu akan terkenang sampai mase akuu amek result upsr,, cekgu akuu menanges woo,, dier takk cye ngn akuu,, hahaha,, dulu akuu jahat,, kalo men polis ngn pencuri,, geng akuu slalu menang sebab mengamok sakan,, bahahaha,, doakan akuu berjaya esok,, i'm just need your luck,, :)

#mak, ayah, jgn marah kalo result saye takk membanggekan,, maafkan saye,,

until forever, i will love you~

PHONE CALL!
Boy: Hey, baby!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Okay, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
Boy: Okay, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything’s fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Okay. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
(THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL) Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I’ll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
(THAT NIGHT) Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hey.
Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright. I love you.
-VERY LONG PAUSE-Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?!
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
Boy: Okay, thanks!
BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*BOY GIVES INFO* Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Dear, talk to me!
Girl: I..
Boy: You what?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: *breaks into tears*
Girl: They’re taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: Huh?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: *crying*
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other. THE NOTE SAID: “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.” ♥:'(

you got to go- Najwa

This time I’m gonna live my life

I ain’t no stepford wife

No I ain’t perfect

Gonna find somebody who’s worth it

And no you ain’t that person

Coz i caught you constantly flirtin’

With my best friend

So I guess I’ll say goodbye

I’ll find me another guy

Why (why why why)

You always makin’ me

Cry (cry cry cry)

No I can’t stand it

No you can’t be my man

It don’t matter who you are,

Even if you were a star,

You’ve got to go

(Go go go go go go)

Read my lips I’m leavin’,

and no no I ain’t teasin’,

This time it’s for real,

Gotta find you another girl,

Coz this one sure ain’t stayin’,

By the time you finish what you’re sayin’

I’ll be gone

kopypes~ :)

Assalaamu’alaikum,

Pernahkah Anda bayangkan bila pada saat kita berdoa, kita mendengar ini:

Terima kasih, Anda telah menghubungi Baitullah”.

Tekan 1 untuk ‘meminta’.
Tekan 2 untuk ‘mengucap syukur’.
Tekan 3 untuk ‘mengeluh’.
Tekan 4 untuk ‘permintaan lainnya’.”

Atau….

Bagaimana jika Malaikat memohon maaf seperti ini:

“Saat ini semua malaikat sedang membantu pelanggan lain. Tetaplah
sabar menunggu. Panggilan Anda akan dijawab berdasarkan urutannya.”

Atau, pernahkah Anda bayangkan bila pada saat berdoa, Anda mendapat
respons seperti ini:

“Jika Anda ingin berbicara dengan Malaikat,

Tekan 1. Dengan Malaikat Mikail,
Tekan 2. Dengan malaikat lainnya,
Tekan 3. Jika Anda ingin mendengar sari tilawah saat Anda menunggu,
Tekan 4. “Untuk jawapan pertanyaan tentang hakikat syurga &
neraka,silakan tunggu sampai Anda tiba di sini!!”

Atau mungkin juga Anda mendengar ini :

Sistem kami menunjukkan bahawa Anda telah satu kali menelefon hari ini. Silakan cuba lagi esok.”

atau…

Pejabat ini ditutup pada hujung minggu. Sila hubungi semula pada hari Isnin selepas pukul 9 pagi.”

Alhamdulillah. .. Allah SWT mengasihi kita, Anda dapat menelefon-Nya setiap saat!!!

Anda hanya perlu untuk memanggilnya bila-bila saja dan Dia mendengar anda.. Kerana bila memanggil Allah,tidak akan pern ah mendapat talian sibuk. Allah menerima setiap panggilan dan mengetahui siapa pemanggilnya secara pribadi.

Ketika Anda memanggil-Nya, sila gunakan nombor utama ini: 24434

2 : solat Subuh
4 : solat Zuhur
4 : solat Asar
3 : solat Maghrib
4 : solat Isya

Atau untuk lebih sempurna dan lebih banyak afdhalnya, gunakan nombor ini :
28443483

2 : solat Subuh
8 : solat Dhuha
4 : solat Zuhur
4 : solat Asar
3 : solat Maghrib
4 : solat Isya
8 : Solat Tahajjud atau lainnya
3 : Solat Witir

Maklumat terperinci terdapat di Buku Telefon berjudul “Al Qur’anul Karim & Hadis Rasul”

Talian terus , tanpa Operator tanpa Perantara, tanpa bil..

Nombor 24434 dan 28443483 ini memiliki jumlah talian hunting yang tak terhingga dan dibuka 24 jam sehari 7 hari seminggu 365 hari setahun!!!

Sebarkan maklumat ini kepada orang-orang di sekeliling kita. Mana tahu mungkin mereka sedang memerlukannya

Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W : “Barang siapa hafal tujuh kalimat, ia terpandang mulia di sisi
Allah dan Malaikat serta diampuni dosa- dosanya walau sebanyak buih laut”

7 Kalimah ALLAH:

1. Mengucap “Bismillah” pada tiap-tiap hendak melakukan sesuatu.
2. Mengucap “Alhamdulillah” pada tiap-tiap selesai melakukan sesuatu.
3. Mengucap “Astaghfirullah” jika lidah terselip perkataan yang tidak patut.
4.. Mengucap “Insya-Allah” jika merencanakan berbuat sesuatu di hari esok.
5. Mengucap “La haula wala kuwwata illa billah” jika menghadapi
sesuatu tak disukai dan tak diingini.
6. Mengucap “inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun” jika menghadapi dan
menerima musibah.
7. Mengucap “La ilaha illa Allah Muhammad Rasulullah” sepanjang
siang dan malam sehingga tak terpisah dari lidahnya.

Dari tafsir Hanafi, mudah-mudahan ingat, walau lambat-lambat. ..
mudah- mudahan selalu, walau sambil lalu… mudah-mudahan jadi bisa, karena sudah biasa.

Sekarang anda mempunyai 2 pilihan :

1. Biarka n E-mail ini tetap dalam mailbox anda. Insya-Allah tidak akan ada sesuatu yang terjadi pada diri anda.
2. Forward E-mail ini ke sejumlah orang yang anda kenal dan Insya-Allah ridha Allah akan dianugerahkan kepada setiap orang yang anda kirim.

Amin….

avenged sevenfold- a little piece of heaven

Before the story begins, is it such a sinFor me to take what's mine until the end of time?We were more than friends before the story endsAnd I will take what's mine, create what God would never design
Our love had been so strong for far too longI was weak with fear that something would go wrongBefore the possibilities came true I took all possibility from youAlmost laughed myself to tears, conjuring her deepest fears
Must have stabbed her fifty fucking timesI can't believe itRipped her heart out right before her eyesEyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it
She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepingNow she's just so perfect, I've never been quite so fucking deep inIt goes on and on, and on, I can keep you looking youngAnd preserved forever with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crimeWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighsAnd I know, I know it's not your time but bye, byeAnd a word to the wise when the fire diesYou think it's over but it's just begun, baby don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part’Cause everybody's gotta die sometimeWe fell apart, let's make a new start’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, but baby, don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never consideredAre occurring the likes of which I'd never heardNow an angry soul comes back from beyond the graveTo repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved
Smiling right from ear to earAlmost laughed herself to tears
Must have stabbed him fifty fucking timesI can't believe itRipped his heart out right before his eyesEyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it
Now that it's done, I realize the error of my waysI must venture back to apologizeFrom somewhere far beyond the grave
I gotta make up for what I've done’Cause I was all up in a piece of heavenWhile you burned in hell, no peace forever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crimeWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighsAnd I know, I know it's not your time but bye, byeAnd a word to the wise when the fire diesYou think it's over but it's just begun but baby, don't cry
You had my heart at least for the most part’Cause everybody's gotta die sometimeWe fell apart, let’s make a new start’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, but baby, don't cry
I will suffer for so long(What will you do, not long enough?)To make it up to you(I pray to God that you do)I'll do whatever you want me to do(Well then I’ll break you unchained)
And if it's not enough(If it’s not enough, if it’s not enough)If it's not enough(Not enough)Try again(Try again)And again(And again)Over and over again
We’re coming back, coming backWe’ll live forever, live foreverLet’s have a wedding, have a weddingLet’s start the killing, start the killing
’Cause I really always knew that my little crimeWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighsAnd I know, I know it's not your time but bye, byeAnd a word to the wise when the fire diesYou think it's over but it's just begun but baby, don't cry
You had my heart at least for the most part’Cause everybody's gotta die sometimeWe fell apart, let’s make a new start’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, but baby, don't cry

kenyataan~

Upload gambar dengan pakwe/makwe ~ (sweetnya)
Naik moto ngan pakwe/makwe ~ (jiwangnya)
Pegang tangan ngan pakwe/makwe ~ (romantiknya)
Serahkan maruah pada BF ~ (setianya)

X da pakwe/makwe ~ (Kau hidup dalam zaman batu)
X pernah naik moto ngan yang bukan mahram ~ (Kau x sporting langsung)
X pernah pegang tangan ~ (Kau becinta ka apa??).
Jaga Maruah luar dan dalam ~ (Hek-elleh..macam la dia tu bagus sangat)

"kat dunia, berlagak la puas² mengata orang sana sini, kat akhirat nanti, kita pasti akan tahu, siapa betul, siapa salah..di akhir zaman , yg betul dianggap salah dan yg salah dianggap betul.."

Zaman akuu kecik kecik, XD

kepada budak2 yg lahir pd thn 70/80/90an n awl 2000-an pon msti ingat mase skolah rendah dulu
* kat skola ade salesman jual buku cerita. ari ni bg list, esok mintak duit beli walaupun cerita buku tu dah tau. salesman susu pon camtu gak.
* kat library, budak2 mmg baca buku tp just tengok gamba je. bile ade program Nilam, sebok semua nak pinjam buku.
* gosok gigi ramai2 kat tepi longkang.
* pakai pensel box yg bole bukak dpn blkg, pastu ade sharpener kat tgh2 die.
* main lwn pemadam, syg nak guna utk padam. padahal itu fungsi sbnr, utk padam!
* pakai pembaris yg bergerigi, kat dlm ade air pastu ade bende berkilat dlm air tu.
* cikgu pakai pembaris kuning pjg. Ade pemegang kat tgh2 tp x penah nmpk cikgu pgg pon kat situ.
* bulu ayam yg spatutnya guna bersihkan tngkap jd ramping krn sering dijadikan rotan.
* time pendidikan seni, lukis sume boleh tp bile time kaler sume hampeh. ade gak buat anyaman pakai kertas warna, kolaj la, ape la.
* main game 2D. super contra, super mario, street fighter, sume pakai tape.
* jam tgn Boy London jd idaman, sbb bole tuka2 kaler ikut suhu n cuaca.
* takut BCG tp lepas inject poyo la pulak.
* balik skola beli JoJo tak pon Dendang. Tora pon best gak. Beli se mata2 nak mainan,coklat die tak mkn pon.
* Kasut berlampu kat tapak,yg iklan die kat tV bole tembak alien tu.
* time waktu sekolah, org len bawak buku, kebanyakkan kite bwk keta dash, tamia pastu men dlm longkang yg kering. xpun beyblade.
* Siri kartun; power rangers, ultraman, ninja turtles, Thundercats, dragonball, Gaban dan mcm lg. jgn lupe sume ni sbb zaman skrg budak2 tak smpt lyn bende2 ni. asyik ngadap tv n ps. huhu~ni la baru zaman kita, kwn2 share2 r kt mmber2 korang. msti diorg tersengih bace mende nih... :)

Set fire to the rain

I let it fall, my heart
And as it fell, you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me

My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet

But there's a side to you that I never knew, never knew
All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true
And the games you play, you would always win, always win

But I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Let it burn while I cry
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name

When laying with you
I could stay there, close my eyes
Feel you here, forever
You and me together, nothing is better

'Cause there's a side to you that I never knew, never knew
All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/adele-lyrics/set-fire-to-the-rain-lyrics.html ]
And the games you'd play, you would always win, always win

But I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Let it burn while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name

I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Where I felt somethin' die, 'cause I knew that
That was the last time, the last time

Sometimes I wake up by the door
Now that you've gone, must be waiting for you
Even now when it's already over
I can't help myself from looking for you

I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Let it burn while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name

I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Where I felt somethin' die
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time, oh

Oh, no
Let it burn, oh
Let it burn
Let it burn